Is he dying?
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face.A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy.The weeping one said,The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully,his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life.Sure,came the reply,but he only gave me ten.
他就要死了嗎?
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚.一個(gè)朋友走進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn)他為何如此傷心.那人哭著說(shuō)：剛才醫(yī)生告訴我,在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片.
他的朋友很輕松地指出,許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥.當(dāng)然,男人回答說(shuō)：但是他只給了我十片.
The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office,where Mr.Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy（想象的,奇特的） stuff,Doctor," he ordered,"No gas or needles or any of that stuff.Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic（斯多葛派的,禁欲主義） as you," said the dentist admiringly（欽佩地） ."Now,which tooth is it?"
Mr.Cohen turned to his wife Becky."Show him,honey."