1)
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher,"what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right,it's square then," he replied,"I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉爾德,”老師問：“地球是什么形狀?”
“是圓形的,”杰拉爾德回答道.
“你怎么知道是圓的?”老師又問.
“好吧,那它是方的,”學(xué)生回答說：“我可不想與你爭論這件事情.”
2)
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes.Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him."Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我們的孫女兒讀二年級(jí),老師要求班上的同學(xué)寫他們心目中的英雄.她的爸爸發(fā)現(xiàn)她選擇了他,真是受寵若驚.“你為什么選我呢?”他問.
“因?yàn)槲也粫?huì)拼阿諾得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger),“她說.
3)
Mr.And mrs .Shaw were on safari in Africa.Walking through the jungle.Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs.Shaw ,dragging her off.“Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back,“ I’ve run out of film!”
肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行.當(dāng)他倆走過叢林時(shí),突然一頭猛獅跳出草叢,攫住肖太太走.“開槍”她對(duì)丈夫大喊道.“開槍!(拍照)”“我不能!”丈夫回答說：“我膠卷用完了!”