1、周而復(fù)始
老王在樹下休息,老李走過來對(duì)他說：“嗨,為什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王說：“砍柴干什么?” 老李說：“好賣錢啊.賣到錢就可以買驢,再沿家挨戶賣柴.掙了錢就再 買卡車,然后買木廠賣木 器,再買更多的卡車,那樣就可以發(fā)大財(cái)了.” 老王問：“發(fā)了財(cái)干什么?” 老李答：“發(fā)了財(cái)就可 以逍遙自在地享清福嘛.” 老王說：“那你以為我現(xiàn)在在干什么?”
1,round and round
Lao wang rested under the tree,Lao li came up and said,"hey,why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said:"cut wood stem what?" Lao li said:"good money!Sold into money can buy a donkey,then along home door-to-door selling wood.Zheng money will buy trucks,and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware,buy more trucks,so that you can be really rich." The old king:"fortune"?Lao li answer:"fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said,"that you think I doing now?"
2、甲魚風(fēng)波
甲魚又叫團(tuán)魚或鱉,俗稱王八.味鮮美,價(jià)昂貴.“吃的不買,買的不吃”,實(shí)乃高級(jí)禮品,公關(guān)丑 星.某鄉(xiāng)派數(shù)人攜眾鱉入城進(jìn)貢.因其重量不同,又須按“職”分配,為免差錯(cuò)計(jì),故將官 號(hào)寫于紙上,貼于鱉背.……至機(jī)關(guān)干部住宅樓前,天已晚.不料竹簍傾覆,眾甲魚乘暮色爭(zhēng)相逃命,鄉(xiāng)人一片 驚呼：“趙局長(zhǎng)”跑啦!——那個(gè)塊頭最大的.快抓住“錢處長(zhǎng)”——小心它咬手.那墻角里黑乎乎的,莫非是“孫科長(zhǎng)”?“李秘書”個(gè)頭小,爬得快,怕是找不到了.
2,turtle storm
Turtle and call TuanYu or turtle,commonly known as the tortoise.Taste delicious,the price is expensive."Eat not to buy,buy the do not eat",solid senior gifts,pr ugly stars.MouXiang sent several people join the turtle into town tribute.Because of its different weights,and must according to "responsibility" distribution,in order to avoid mistakes plan,therefore,JiangGuan written in paper,stick at turtle's back....To government cadres residential against the building,it is late.Behold,all the turtle piggy overthrown by the dusk scramble to flee for life,XiangRen a exclaimed,"zhao chief" run!The bigger the biggest.- Catch "money director" - be careful it bites the hand.The corner of the mariposa rushed,murphy is "Samson section chief"?"Secretary li"'s smaller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it.
3、遲了
在地鐵里,一位男子發(fā)現(xiàn)扒手正在掏他的錢包,便幽默地說：“老兄,你來晚了!我今天雖然領(lǐng) 了薪水,但我太太下手比你快 多了!”
3,late
In the subway,a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet,and humorously said:"man,you came to night!I today although took salary,but my wife lay more quickly than you!"
4、情書
小伙子在給女朋友的信中寫到：“愛你愛得如此之深,以至愿為你赴湯蹈火.星期六如不下雨,我一定來.
4,love letter
Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote:"love your love so much,that would like to give you go through hell.On Saturday as it does not rain,I'll come.
5、無理抱怨
兩個(gè)人一起吃飯,只有兩條魚,一大一小.一位先把大 的吃了,另一位勃然大怒.”多不合適!”他抱怨說.”怎 么了?”另一位問.”你吃掉了那條大的,如果我是你就不 會(huì)這樣做.””你會(huì)怎 樣呢?””我當(dāng)然是先吃小的.”” 那好哇,你抱怨什么,那條小魚不是還在那里嗎!”
5 and irrational complain
Two people eat together,only two fish,a great and a small.A first big eat,another flew into a rage."Not more suitable!" He complains."How yao?" Another asked."You ate that big,if I were you,I would not do so." "How would you like?" "Of course I is first eat small." "That good,you complained,the fish is still there!"
6、為您保密
甲：”這件事我只告訴你一人,請(qǐng)你千萬為我保密." 乙：”放心,不但我要為你保密,我還要告訴大家都來為你保密.”
6,for your confidential
A:"this matter I just tell you one person,you must the secret for me." B:"trust,not only I want secret for you,I will tell everybody to be secret for you."
7、擦玻璃
父親走進(jìn)兒子的房間,夸獎(jiǎng)道：干得好,兒子!窗戶又干凈又明亮,你是用肥皂水擦的嗎?兒子：沒有,爸爸,我用的是錘子.
7,wipe glass
Father entered the son's room,praise,way:well done,son!The window and clean and bright,you are using soap water wipe?Son:no,dad,I am using a sledgehammer.
8、開學(xué)
小學(xué)開學(xué)了,剛滿6歲的冬冬不肯到學(xué)校上學(xué).媽媽向冬冬解釋,小朋友滿6歲就要去上學(xué),一直到15歲.最后冬冬終于在書桌前坐下來,滿含熱淚地問：等我15歲的時(shí)候,您會(huì)記得來接我嗎?
8,opening
Elementary school begins,just over 6 years old of winter winter will not come to school.Mother to dongdong explanation,children with 6 years old shall go to school,until 15 years old.Last winter winter finally before desk sat down and full of tears to ask:when I was 15,you will remember pick me up?