一:男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?）
女：Sorry.I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉.這個(gè)周末我頭疼.）
男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能讓你非?？鞓?lè).）
女：Why?Are you leaving?（是嗎?你是說(shuō)你要離開(kāi)?）
二:A burglar 入室盜竊者
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No,no,no." said the man."I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.I've been trying to do that for years."
三:The Looney Bin (瘋?cè)嗽?
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"
Another one said,"How do you know?"
The first inmate said,"God told me!"
Just then,a voice from another room shouted,"I did not!"
瘋?cè)嗽?br/>一天晚上,在瘋?cè)嗽豪?一個(gè)病人說(shuō)："我是拿破侖!"另一個(gè)說(shuō)："你怎么知道?"第一個(gè)人說(shuō)："上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的!"一會(huì)兒,一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)："我沒(méi)說(shuō)!"
Notes:
（1）Looney (俚語(yǔ)）瘋子
（2）inmate（n.同住者,同室者(特指在醫(yī)院、監(jiān)獄)）
（3）insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海?br/>四:Mother Was too Busy 媽媽太忙
Mother Was too Busy
Teacher:Mike,you're always asking your father to do your homework instead,and again this time.
Mike:Pardon,sir,this time at first I would not let him do it,but mother was too busy.
媽媽太忙
老師：邁克,你老是叫你的父親替你做作業(yè),這次又.
邁克：對(duì)不起,老師,這次作業(yè)我本不打算讓爸爸替我做,可媽媽實(shí)在太忙
五:When Do People Talk Least?人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話(huà)最少?
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A:When do people talk least?
Student B:In February.
Student A:Why?
Student B:Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人們什么時(shí)候說(shuō)話(huà)最少?
學(xué)生甲：人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話(huà)最少?
學(xué)生乙：在二月.
學(xué)生甲：為什么呢?
學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月.
兄弟夠不夠啊!不夠說(shuō)一聲啊!