幽默的
Friendship is like peeing on yourself:everyone can see it,but only you get the warm feeling that it .
Time is a great teacher,but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Never take life seriously.Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones.We love to be held,talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
謎語
If you have it,you want to share it.If you share it,you don't have it.What is it?
A secret.
The more you have of it,the less you see.What is it?
Darkness
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age.
What is the moon worth?
$1,because it has 4 quarters.