我有看到一個英語小品:搞笑版本的小品《長亭送別》
　　人物只有：1旁白 2崔鶯鶯 3張生 4紅娘 5崔的媽 6和尚
　　要不剩下的兩個人充當(dāng)后勤?或者樹之類的背景?
　　長亭送別
　　英文版
　　旁 白 :On a sunny morning,yingying’s mother CY,Miss Red and the Buddhist monk gathered in Chang Ting so as to see Zhang Sheng off.
　　ACTION1
　　崔鶯鶯：We just got married before long,but you have to set off for the capital to take the exam today.
　　張生：To be honest,I don’t want to leave you,but I want to give you a bright future.
　　崔鶯鶯：But ,but you are more valuable than that for me.
　　張生：Me,too.Until all the mountains break down,the sky and the land combine with each other will I let you live alone.(執(zhí)手)
　　ACTION2
　　鶯鶯媽：Ok,stop here my children,I know what you will say next.(沖一邊)I love you.(沖另一邊)I love you more.(轉(zhuǎn))I love you,you mean more to me than anything in this whole world.(轉(zhuǎn))I promise.(保持深情凝望狀)
　　張生：Mum…mum?
　　鶯鶯媽：Remember to get a high score.
　　張生：Ok ,I will.
　　和尚：阿彌陀佛……Dear Madam,you should have confidence in him.Look!(指張生)What a handsome,hard-working,smart,gifted and kind man he is!
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　　鶯鶯媽：God bless you.Miss Red,ask them to prepare the carriages
　　紅娘：I know.
　　和尚：Permit me to offer my help.(左走)
　　鶯鶯媽：That’s very kind of you.(右下)
　　ACTION3
　　紅娘：Excuse me…What’s up?(和尚盯著紅娘看,紅娘摸臉,手在和尚眼前晃了晃)
　　和尚：You!You!You!(3次手顫)Do you have a birthmark on your right arm?Like this!
　　紅娘：(擼袖子) Yes,but how do you know?
　　和尚：You are my missing daughter!(Shout)
　　紅娘：Daddy!(Hug)
　　Action 4
　　崔鶯鶯：He loves me.He doesn’t.He loves me.He doesn’t….(撕花瓣狀) He doesn’t!(抱母哭)
　　鶯鶯媽：Dear,believe me he treats you much more important than anything else
　　崔鶯鶯：But he will leave today,he will meet another girl and forget me!
　　鶯鶯媽：The moon won’t be full all the time as well as we must face departure.
　　崔鶯鶯：Perhaps I should trust him.We have overcome many difficulties and our love will last forever
　　ACTION 5
　　紅娘：Carriages are ready,madam.
　　張生：Well,it’s time to go now.
　　鶯鶯媽：Farewell!Have a good journey!
　　紅娘：Listen to me,gentleman.Boys and girls,open your English book and turn to page 8.Thomas Edison once said,“Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.Accordingly,a “genius” is often merely a talented person who has done all of his or her homework.
　　張生：Who’s Thomas Edison?
　　紅娘：An inventor lived in 19th century.
　　崔鶯鶯：(清嗓子,打斷) Honey,repeat what I have told you.
　　張生：Look after myself,keep away from the robber,what’s more is—
　　崔鶯鶯：Don’t pick the flowers grown sideways!Is that all?No!Get up!
　　張生：Get up earlier than the chicken.
　　崔鶯鶯：Sleep!
　　張生：Sleep later than the dog.
　　崔鶯鶯：Eat!
　　張生：Eat more than the pig.
　　崔鶯鶯：Work!
　　張生：Work harder than the cow.
　　崔鶯鶯：Good,I’m looking forward to your success.One,two,three.
　　崔鶯鶯\鶯鶯媽\和尚\(zhòng)紅娘(握拳狀) Fighting!