英語(yǔ)幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city,a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.A wild gleam came into the judge's eye."You are a school teacher,eh?" said he."Madam,I shall realize my lifelong ambition.Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里,一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前,她由于開(kāi)車(chē)闖紅燈被開(kāi)了罰單.女士向法官解釋,她是一名學(xué)校老師,請(qǐng)求法官馬上處理她的案子,以便可以趕回去上課.法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠,說(shuō)道：“你是學(xué)校的老師,對(duì)嗎?女士,我馬上要實(shí)現(xiàn)我畢生的愿望了.在那張桌子旁坐下,寫(xiě)‘我開(kāi)車(chē)闖了紅燈’500遍.
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