The Hapless German Soldier
During the World War II,a Belgium troop encountered a German troop.They both were hiding so that they could not shoot each other.The Belgium captain said,"I've got an idea.German are all called Hans.We can just call their names and shoot them when they stand up."
The Belgium soilders followed the strategy and called,"Hans!"
"Yes." A German soldier stood up.
"Pa!"...
"Hans!"
"Yes"
"Pa!"
After several people had died,the German realised the truth and imitated."They are all called Jort."
"Jort!"
"Is that you,Hans?"
"Yes!"
"Pa."...
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倒霉的德國兵
二戰(zhàn)期間,一隊比利時兵和一隊德國兵遭遇.雙方都掩藏起來,沒辦法互相射擊.比利時兵的隊長說：“我有一個主意,德國人都叫漢斯,我們喊他們的名字,他們一站起來就開槍.”
比利時士兵照做：“漢斯!”
“到.”一名德國兵站了起來.
“啪”……
“漢斯!”
“到.”
“啪”……
死了幾個人之后,德國人似乎明白怎么回事并如法炮制.“他們都叫喬特.”
“喬特!”
“是你嗎,漢斯?”
“是!”
“啪”……
倒霉的德國兵
二戰(zhàn)期間,一隊比利時兵和一隊德國兵遭遇.雙方都掩藏起來,沒辦法互相射擊.比利時兵的隊長說：“我有一個主意,德國人都叫漢斯,我們喊他們的名字,他們一站起來就開槍.”
比利時士兵照做：“漢斯!”
“到.”一名德國兵站了起來.
“啪”……
“漢斯!”
“到.”
“啪”……
死了幾個人之后,德國人似乎明白怎么回事并如法炮制.“他們都叫喬特.”
“喬特!”
“是你嗎,漢斯?”
“是!”
“啪”……
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