初二英語短文求講解啊,急、、、
Two jokes
One day in a drawing class everyone was busy drawing pictures,but Victor was doing nothing.(A)When the bell rang for a break,he gave his picture to his teacher.
The teacher looked at it and got angry.“Why did you give me a piece of paper with nothing on it,Victor?”asked the teacher.
“I’m sorry,sir,” said Victor,”I drew a dog and some break on the papei.”
“Where’s the dog and where’s the bread?”asked the teacher.
“I drew the bread first.(B)當(dāng)我畫完狗的時(shí)候,他把面包吃掉了.When I gave it to you,he ran away,”Victor answered.
A little boy was standing on a farmer’s melon patch(瓜田)and he wanted to buy one.(C)He said to the farmer,“I will give you ＄1 for that watermelon.” He pointed to a large,ripe fruit in the middle of the patch.
“NO,”said the farmer,”I get＄10 for a watermelon,“Will you take ＄ for that one?”
“Sure,”answered the farmer,”I will give you that one fou ＄1.”
“OK,”said the boy,putting the money in the farmer’s hand.“I will pick it in about two weeks.”
根據(jù)以上兩則笑話,完成下列任務(wù)
將畫線部分A句翻譯成漢語
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將畫線部分B句翻譯成英語
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將畫線部分C句改寫為間接引語的句子
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從第二則笑話中找出兩對(duì)反義詞,并翻譯成中文
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How soon will that tiny watermelon probably become ripe?
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求翻譯全文.