Teacher:Tom,your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his?
Tom:No sir,it’s the same dog.
(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)
Teacher:Why are you late,Frank?Don't you konw it's already 9:00.
Frank :I am very soory ,madam.Because of the sign.
Teacher:What sign?
Frank :The one that says “School Ahead,Go Slow”.
(Teacher.)
老師:Tom,你的作文"我的狗狗"里寫的東西和你哥哥寫得一模一樣.你是不是抄襲了他的?
Tom:不是這樣的,老師!我們倆養(yǎng)的是同一只狗狗.
老師:Frank,說(shuō)為什么你遲到了.你難道不知道現(xiàn)在幾點(diǎn)了,都九點(diǎn)了!
Frank:因?yàn)?因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)標(biāo)志.
老師:神馬標(biāo)志?
Frank:那個(gè)寫著,前方是學(xué)校,慢行!的標(biāo)志...
老師.（結(jié)局大家可想而知）