在一次與同事吐露心事的時(shí)候,我告訴了她我們辦公室的一件事以及我可能因此而失去工作的擔(dān)憂.她很關(guān)心地說(shuō)她會(huì)為我祈禱.我知道對(duì)于哪十個(gè)人最需要她的祈禱,她心里有譜,于是我問(wèn)她是否我也在其中.“哦,是的”,她回答說(shuō),“其中三個(gè)已經(jīng)死啦.”
就是說(shuō),我之所以可以列入被祈佑的名單是因?yàn)橛腥怂懒?而死的人正因?yàn)槭艿剿钠碛?她的祈禱成為詛咒,甚至也許是因?yàn)樗愕墓?所以暗示著我可能也不會(huì)幸免.
請(qǐng)教一則英語(yǔ)笑話的意思.
請(qǐng)教一則英語(yǔ)笑話的意思.
Confiding in a co-worker,I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I would lose my job.She was concerned and said she would pray for me.I know she keeps a list of the ten people she believes need her prayers the most,so I asked if she had room for me on her list."Oh,yes," she replied."Three of the people have died."
Confiding in a co-worker,I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I would lose my job.She was concerned and said she would pray for me.I know she keeps a list of the ten people she believes need her prayers the most,so I asked if she had room for me on her list."Oh,yes," she replied."Three of the people have died."
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