英語翻譯
the wrong question
One day when Jack was walking in the park,he saw a woman he knew sitting on a chair with a dog beside her.The dog was looking up at the woman.Jack went up to the woman and said,"Hello,Sue,how are you?May I sit and talk with you for a while?"
"Of course,please sit down." Sue said.Jack sat down next to Sue on the chair,and they talked quietly together.The dog still looked up at Sue,as if waiting for something to eat.
"That's a nice dog," Jack said,looking at the animal.
"Yes,he's nice and he's strong and healthy."
"And hungry," Jack said."He hasn't taken his eyes off you.He thinks you've got some food for him."
"That's true," Sue said,"but I haven't."
The two friends laughed and then Jack said,"Does your dog bite "
"No," Sue said."He's never bitten anyone."
Hearing this,Jack decided to touch the dog.He put out his hand and touched the animal's head.At once it jumped up and bit him.
"Hey!" Jack shouted."You said he didn't bite."
"No,he doesn't," Sue answered."You asked me if my dog bit,and I said no.That's not my dog.My dog is at home."
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