Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says."What's your secret for a long,happy life?"
"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week,eat fatty foods and never,ever exercise."
"Wow,that's amazing," says the woman."How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
長壽秘訣
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動(dòng)的小老頭.
“我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,”那女士說.“你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且從來不曾鍛煉.”
“哦,真神奇,”女士說.“你高壽?”