顧客：小心,你的大拇指在我湯里了!
　　服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心,先生,不是很燙!
　　Diner:Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!
　　Waiter:Don't worry,Sir,it's not that hot!
　　一個(gè)服務(wù)員給顧客拿來(lái)了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.
　　“你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
　　“什么?”服務(wù)員說(shuō),“你想讓它再掉地上?”
　　A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
　　Are you crazy?yelled the customer,with your hand on my steak?
　　What answers the waiter,You want it to fall on the floor again?
　　服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡?先生.
　　第一個(gè)顧客：我要茶
　　第二個(gè)顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
　　服務(wù)員：兩杯茶,哪個(gè)要干凈的杯子?
　　Waiter:Tea or coffee,gentlemen?
　　1st customer:I'll have tea.
　　2nd customer:Me,too - and be sure the glass is clean!
　　(Waiter exits,returns)
　　Waiter:Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?
　　創(chuàng)新句子：我堅(jiān)持用干凈杯子喝茶.
　　服務(wù)員,這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么?
　　看起來(lái)象是在仰泳,先生……
　　Waiter,what's this fly doing in my soup?
　　Um,looks to me to be backstroke,sir...
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
　　別擔(dān)心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛會(huì)干掉它.
　　Waiter,there's a fly in my soup!
　　Don't worry sir,the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
　　服務(wù)員,我湯里有只蒼蠅!
　　不是,先生,那是蟑螂,蒼蠅在你牛排里.
　　Waiter,there's a fly in my soup!
　　No sir,that's a cockroach,the fly is on your steak.
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
　　別讓別人看見(jiàn),先生,要不別人都要.
　　Waiter,there's a fly in my soup!
　　Keep it down sir,or they'll all be wanting one.
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
　　我知道,先生,我們沒(méi)有另收錢.
　　Waiter,there's a fly in my soup!
　　Its OK,Sir,there's no extra charge!
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只蒼蠅!
　　對(duì)不起,先生,我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè).
　　Waiter,there is a fly in my soup!
　　Sorry sir,maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只死蒼蠅!
　　是的,先生,是開(kāi)水殺死了它們.
　　Waiter,there's a dead fly in my soup!
　　Yes sir,it's the hot water that kills them.
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只死蒼蠅!
　　1美元你想要什么——活的?
　　aiter,there's a dead fly in my soup!
　　What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
　　服務(wù)員,湯里有只蜜蜂!
　　是的,先生,今天蒼蠅放假.
　　Waiter,waiter,there's a bee in my soup.
　　Yes Sir,it's the fly's day off.
　　服務(wù)員,來(lái)杯咖啡,不加奶油.
　　對(duì)不起,先生,奶油沒(méi)了,不加奶怎么樣?
　　Waiter,I'd like a cup of coffee,please,with no cream.
　　I'm sorry,sir,but we're out of cream.How about with no milk?
　　Waiter,this coffee tastes like dirt!
　　Yes sir,thats because it was only ground this morning.
　　Ground:研磨；地面
　　服務(wù)員,你的領(lǐng)帶在我的湯里了.
　　沒(méi)關(guān)系,先生,它不縮水.
　　Waiter,your tie is in my soup!
　　That's all right,sir,it's not shrinkable.