演員: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.
　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .
　　正?。?P,K出場)
　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.
　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作開電視狀)
　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高興狀)
　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔電視機,作極度氣憤狀) Old King!? (對K吼)
　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顧右盼狀) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充滿自信狀)
　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作猶豫狀)
　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作氣憤欲泣狀）
　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作為難狀) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信狀)
　　K：OK. (作舒心,安慰狀)
　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高聲喊)
　　K: Xu …….. (作禁聲狀). Remember your promise, young adult man.
　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天經(jīng)地義狀)
　　K: Oh?! You are right（作理解狀,因為Pirate一貫如此,出爾反爾）
　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪狀) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢狀)
　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!(作驚異狀)
　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若無其事狀)
　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作無奈狀)
　　P: (作高興狀,作躍上馬背狀) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! . (意氣風發(fā)狀)
　　（M,F攜手進場）:
　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙狀,擋在電視機前)
　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作氣憤狀)
　　P:（作陽痿狀） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虛狀,以掩飾內心的恐懼)
　　M: I don’t believe it. (作嚴肅狀) Dad, isn’t really that? (詢問K)
　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (釋然狀,因為圓了我的謊)
　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作懷疑狀) Dear,isn’t you ?
　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?
　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.
　?。≒,D作驚恐狀.A：發(fā)抖,D：揮汗)
　　（P擋著電視怕被M、F發(fā)現(xiàn),K也為P作掩飾）
　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?
　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (邊揮汗邊說冷)
　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?
　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加發(fā)抖,一不小心被B看到了電視)
　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑問狀)
　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作驚恐狀)
　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作氣憤狀)
　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂臉作害怕狀)
　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (氣憤狀)
　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降狀)
　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !
　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想轉移話題與Pirate站在同一戰(zhàn)線)
　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博學狀)
　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (誠懇狀)
　　K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中氣不足狀,因為理由不充分)
　　M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑狀)
　　P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (誠懇狀) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼臉,逗媽媽開心)
　　M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (義正言辭狀)
　　P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲傷狀,以引起媽媽的同情)
　　(M不理P)
　　M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作嚴肅狀)
　　F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智,明晰狀)
　　M:It’s just what I want to say. (贊同狀 )
　　F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作徹悟狀)
　　P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹,作難受狀)
　　K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作習慣性狀,因為Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)
　　M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同聲提醒K)
　　K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄狀)
　　P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨進廁所,作藐視狀,有什么大不了,不就進個廁所嗎)
　　M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪狀,含有夸獎意)
　　P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕狀,因為從末一個人進廁所)
　　M、F、K: (All 暈倒)
　　—— The End