The poor husband ‘You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,’ the man complained to his friend.‘She asks me a question,then answers it herself,and after that she explained t...lateIn the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man, you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!" 遲了在地鐵里，一位男子發(fā)現(xiàn)扒手正在掏他的錢包，便幽默地說(shuō)： “老兄，你來(lái)晚了！我今天雖然領(lǐng)了薪水，但我太太下手比你快 多了！”I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." 我正想堵住它“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？” “沒(méi)有，老師?？墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不識(shí)字 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告??！ 布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字?！?Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 給我那個(gè)打贏的吧 -- 服務(wù)員， 這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。 -- 對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過(guò)架了。 -- 哦， 那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧。