這里有一些英文幽默,
A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?"
一個男孩問他的媽媽：“ 你為什么要哭呢?”
"Because I'm a woman," she told him.
媽媽說：“因為我是女人啊.”
"I don't understand," he said.
男孩說：“我不懂.”
His mum just hugged him and said,"And you never will."
他媽媽抱起他說：“你永遠不會懂的.”
Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
后來小男孩就問他爸爸：“媽媽為什么毫無理由的哭呢?”
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
他爸爸只能說：“所有女人都這樣.”
The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.
小男孩長大了,成為一個男人,但他仍就不懂女人為什么哭泣.
Finally he put in a call to God; and when God got on the phone,he asked,"God,why do women cry so easily?"
最后,他打電話給上帝；在上帝拿起電話時,他問道：“上帝,女人為什么那么容易哭泣呢?”
God said:"When I made the woman,she had to be special.I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet,gentle enough to give comfort."
上帝回答說：“當我創(chuàng)造女人時,就讓她很特別.我使她的肩膀能挑起整個世界；同時卻又柔情似水.”
"I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children."
“我讓她的內(nèi)心很堅強,能夠承受分娩的痛苦,并能多次忍受來自自己孩子的拒絕.”