He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody.What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人.
-- 他真是一個大人物.干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦,
親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字.”
Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65,never move to a retirement community.Everybody else is n their 70s,80s,or 90s.So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年輕者”
這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告.如果你只有65歲的話,
千萬別進退休社區(qū).因為那里人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了.每當(dāng)要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的干吧.”
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:"God,what is a million dollars to you?" and God says:"A penny",then the man says:"God,what is a million years to you?" and God says:"a second",then the man says:"God,can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊,一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."
He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了.他受了傷.
湯姆：真糟糕,怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲,看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠,他贏了.