【求】英語(yǔ)短篇笑話60詞,就算不是笑話也可以!
【求】英語(yǔ)短篇笑話60詞,就算不是笑話也可以!
英語(yǔ)人氣:394 ℃時(shí)間:2019-08-18 22:41:59
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Drunk One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk'...這些我的同學(xué)念過(guò)了的,還有其他的嗎??????????????Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue." 美 德 獲取研究生學(xué)位多年以后,我回到位于賓翰頓的紐約州立大學(xué)當(dāng)教員。一天,電梯里很擁擠,有人抱怨電梯效率太低。我說(shuō)自我在那里當(dāng)學(xué)生起,20年來(lái)電梯一直沒(méi)有換過(guò)。 最后當(dāng)電梯門(mén)打開(kāi)時(shí),我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回過(guò)頭來(lái)我看到一位年長(zhǎng)的修女正在朝我微笑?!澳銜?huì)拿到學(xué)位的,親愛(ài)的,”她低聲說(shuō)道:“堅(jiān)持不懈是一種美德?!?div style="margin-top:20px">
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