1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆,您為什么每天上學遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行."
2)
A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:"God,what is a million dollars to you?" and God says:"A penny",then the man says:"God,what is a million years to you?" and God says:"a second",then the man says:"God,can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進入教堂和上帝對話.他問:"主啊,一百萬美元對你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘."
3))Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
媽媽讓湯米去馬路對面的商店里買一盒好用的火柴.湯米回來后,媽媽問他,“你買的是好用的火柴嗎?”
“是的,媽媽.”湯米回答,“我把它們都試過了.”