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  • 求一些短小的英文笑話,不要太長要可笑的,

    求一些短小的英文笑話,不要太長要可笑的,
    英語人氣:837 ℃時間:2019-12-19 16:39:10
    優(yōu)質(zhì)解答
      1. we two who and who?
      咱倆誰跟誰阿
      2. how are you how old are you?
      怎么是你,怎么老是你?
      3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you
      你不鳥我,我也不鳥你
      4. you have seed I will give you some color to see
      see,brothers!together up !
      你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
      5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,they
      say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
      有事起奏,無事退朝
      6. you me you me
      彼此彼此
      7. You Give Me Stop!
      你給我站住!
      8. know is know noknow is noknow
      知之為知之,不知為不知…
      9. WATCH SISTER
      表妹
      10.dragon born dragon,chicken
      born chicken,mouse's sons can
      make hole!
      龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會打洞!
      11.American Chinese not enough
      美中不足
      12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people
      die
      車禍現(xiàn)場描述
      13.heart flower angry open
      心花怒放
      14.go past no mistake past
      走過路過,不要錯過
      15.小明:I am sorry!
      老外:I am sorry too!
      小明:I am sorry three!
      老外:What are you sorry for?
      小明:I am sorry five!
      16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I
      have one!
      要錢沒有,要命一條
      17.I call Li old big.toyear 25.
      我叫李老大,今年25.
      18.you have two down son.
      你有兩下子.
      19.a(chǎn)s far as you go to die
      有多遠(yuǎn),死多遠(yuǎn)!
      20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you
      face ,I turn my face
      給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉
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