Blind Date
相親（笑話）
After being with her all evening,the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.Earlier,he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table,he lowered his eyes,put on a grim expression and said,"I have some bad news.My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied."If yours hadn't,mine would have had to!"
和相親對象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了.他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話,這樣他就能借故先離開了.當(dāng)他回到桌邊,他垂下眼睛,裝出一副陰沉的表情,說：“有個不幸的消息,我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒?”“謝天謝地!”他的約會對象說,“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”