人肉翻譯如下：
究竟什么是智力?我在部隊(duì)服役的時(shí)候參加了一次所有士兵都參加的智力測試.在標(biāo)準(zhǔn)分是100分的情況下,我得了160分.
我曾經(jīng)認(rèn)識一個(gè)汽車修理工,他在這些智力測試?yán)镆苍S最多只能拿個(gè)80,可是只要我的車一出毛病,我就立馬去找他,而他總是能修好.
好吧,那么假設(shè)這些智力測試的問題是由我的汽車修理工來出的,題題都能說明我是個(gè)笨蛋.總之,如果要我動手干活,我肯定做的一塌糊涂.
還是再說說我的汽車修理工.他喜歡講笑話.有次他說：“博士,有個(gè)聾啞人想買些釘子,他走進(jìn)商店,他把兩個(gè)手指放在柜臺上,另一只手做錘錘子的動作,店員就給了他一把錘子.他搖搖頭,指了指他剛才錘的兩個(gè)手指,店員就給了他一些釘子.他挑了尺寸合適的釘子就走了.那么博士,下一個(gè)進(jìn)店的是個(gè)盲人,他想買把剪刀,你猜他會怎么跟店員要呢?”我抬起右手,用食指和中指做了幾個(gè)剪東西的動作.他突然笑起來說：“何必呢,你真笨啊,他直接開口問店員要就行啦.我今天問了所有的顧客這個(gè)問題,但是我肯定你能中招.”“為什么那么想呢?”我問道.“因?yàn)槟憬逃潭取吡?醫(yī)生,我就知道你不會太聰明.”
我有種忐忑不安的感覺,他的話頗有幾分道理.
（注：
agiainst an average of 100 中的against有對比的含義,因此我認(rèn)為把味道譯出來較為準(zhǔn)確.
he had something there,我感覺是說,修理工那句“I knew you couldn’t be very smart（我就知道你不會太聰明）”其實(shí)不是在開玩笑,還是有那么點(diǎn)道理的.因此結(jié)尾處筆者才說“he had something there,（他還是有那么點(diǎn)道理的）”.
其他還有些地方,相信您定能發(fā)現(xiàn),我就不贅述了.
PS：某樓的答案相當(dāng)部分跟我的貌似幾乎一摸一樣……
英語翻譯
英語翻譯
What is intelligence(智力) anyway?When I was in the army I received an Intelligence test that all soldiers took,and,agiainst an average of 100 ,scored 160.
I had an auto-repair man once,who,on these Intelligence tests,could not possibly have scored more than 80.Yet,when anything went wrong with my car I harried to him---and he always fixed it.
Well,then,suppose my auto-repair man designed questions for some intelligence tests.By every one of them I’d prove myself a fool.In a word where I have to work with my hands,I’d do poorly.
Consider my auto-repair man again.He had a habit of telling jokes.One time he said,“Doc,a deaf-and-dumb (聾啞)man needed some nails.Having entered a store,he put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering movements with the other hand,The clerk brought him a hammer.He shock his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering.The clerk brought him some nails.He picked out the right size and left.Well,Doc,the next man who came in was blind.He wanted scissors(剪刀).How do you suppose he asked for them?”I lifted my right hand and made scissoring movements with my first two fingers.He burst out laughing and said,“Why,you fool,he used his voice and asked for them.I’ve been trying that on all my customers today,but l knew for sure I’d catch you.” “Why is that?’I asked.“Because you are so goddamned educated,Doc,I knew you couldn’t be very smart”.
And I have an uneasy feeling he had something there.
What is intelligence(智力) anyway?When I was in the army I received an Intelligence test that all soldiers took,and,agiainst an average of 100 ,scored 160.
I had an auto-repair man once,who,on these Intelligence tests,could not possibly have scored more than 80.Yet,when anything went wrong with my car I harried to him---and he always fixed it.
Well,then,suppose my auto-repair man designed questions for some intelligence tests.By every one of them I’d prove myself a fool.In a word where I have to work with my hands,I’d do poorly.
Consider my auto-repair man again.He had a habit of telling jokes.One time he said,“Doc,a deaf-and-dumb (聾啞)man needed some nails.Having entered a store,he put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering movements with the other hand,The clerk brought him a hammer.He shock his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering.The clerk brought him some nails.He picked out the right size and left.Well,Doc,the next man who came in was blind.He wanted scissors(剪刀).How do you suppose he asked for them?”I lifted my right hand and made scissoring movements with my first two fingers.He burst out laughing and said,“Why,you fool,he used his voice and asked for them.I’ve been trying that on all my customers today,but l knew for sure I’d catch you.” “Why is that?’I asked.“Because you are so goddamned educated,Doc,I knew you couldn’t be very smart”.
And I have an uneasy feeling he had something there.
英語人氣：530 ℃時(shí)間：2020-06-06 15:04:58
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