Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
　　———編劇：方彥龍
　　Character:：楊白勞Y,喜兒X,王大春（喜兒男朋友）D,王大嬸（王大春的母親）W,穆仁智（黃的管家）M,黃世仁H
　　Part 1:In 楊白勞’home
　　旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音樂起)---New Year's Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone,suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚!叮咚……）
　　喜:Oh!ok!Someone is knock at the door!So I have to hung up!Bye!（開門）
　　楊:喜兒!喜兒!What’s this?
　　喜:Oh!computer!(高興地看筆記本)That’s a Laptop!
　　楊:Ha ha!Today I’m able to buy a computer!Next year,I will plan to buy a car!
　　喜:Really?Buys a car?Great!
　　楊:Ok,now we will go out ,are you ready
　　喜:Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（門鈴再次響起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(開門,)
　　王嬸,大春,楊,喜(四人齊聲賀道)Happy New Year!hah(喜兒和大春去一邊嘻嘻哈哈,竊竊私語不知所言)
　　王嬸:（走到楊白勞跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said,going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right?
　　楊:Right,What do you think?
　　王嬸:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out?
　　楊:Sure!.
　　王嬸:Ok,go?(問楊白勞)
　　楊:Let’s go,(朝喜兒他倆那邊喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!
　　(四人出門 下)
　　Part 2:In Huang Shiren’ home
　　黃:(黃世仁上臺,氣勢洶洶地說)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang Shiren?Tt’s me!Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!
　　穆:（穆仁智走上來）Mr Huang ,give me a litte,ok?
　　黃:Not!I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐煩的樣子)
　　穆:New Year coming,My wages,a year--?（哀求著）
　　黃:Really does not have!
　　穆:（拉著黃的手說）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok?
　　黃:No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me,what can I do for you?(無奈的樣子)
　　穆:You might ask for him!
　　黃:Asking him?I think he couldn’t give me!
　　穆:Why?He has contracted the farm,and made many money!
　　黃:I know!But,he——
　　穆:(打斷黃的話)Tries!Ok?
　　黃:(想了想)Ok!You go together with me!
　　穆:Let’s go!(兩人出門 下)
　　Part 3:In enlightens the hall
　　旁白:Yang Bailao,Xi’er,Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音樂起,四人在舞臺上狂歡著)
　?。ㄒ粫?楊的電話響了,他走到前臺接電話）
　　楊:This is Yang Bailao,please speaking!...oh...oh!--
　　王嬸:（王大嬸看見,向楊走過來）Who’s that?
　　楊:Huang Shiren,he said he coming here immediately.
　　喜：(停止跳舞,朝這邊問)Huang Shiren?Is all right?（楊白老點頭示對）
　　大春:Nothing!We would take them away if they appeared!
　　楊,喜,D,W:Ha ha (四人繼續(xù)跳舞)
　?。S世仁和穆仁智一前一后的東張西望地從下面走上臺前）
　　黃:Oh!Everyone,Happy New Year!
　?。ù蠹铱戳丝?沒人理睬）
　　楊:（楊朝黃走了過去）The same to you!(音樂停,其他人也走了過來)
　　黃:(和楊握手)Recently alright?
　　楊:Fina,but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下,示意讓黃世仁坐,這時大春用腳把凳子往后一勾了下,黃坐到地上了,尷尬的看看大家）
　　大春:Oh,I resemble see to have the dirty thing,but not,sits down!
　　黃:(朝楊白老問)Who is this?（穆仁智扶黃起來）
　　楊:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.
　　黃:(打量大春說)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend?
　　大春:Yes!(喊道)Is not my that is you?
　　黃:No,no!you!(膽怯的坐下)
　　楊:What’s the mater?
　　黃:I’m sorry,but,today is the last of the year!en—Debt is---
　　楊:(打斷黃的話) Does not have!
　　黃:I know you are good man,give a litte,ok?(乞求的樣子)
　　楊:No matter what you said to,nothing!
　　黃（抱住楊白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte……
　　楊:No money,only a life have!
　　黃:just a litte……
　　楊:(很無情地說) No money,only a life have!
　　黃:（無助地向四處環(huán)顧）En----
　　大春:(不耐煩地說)You have not heard?Does not have!
　　黃:（朝喜兒望去）Miss,you help us!help us !ok?(哀求著)
　　王嬸:（和喜兒站一塊的王大嬸說）What you want to do?
　　大春:Boils!Go out!（語氣非常強烈）
　　( 楊白勞推開黃,喜兒,王大春,王大嬸趕黃世仁和穆仁智走)
　　穆:（拉著楊白老的手求到）Do not expel me go,I want to leave,from now,I do for you ,I cound drive---
　　楊:(排了排穆仁智)Ha ha,nice!ok!(穆仁智和所有的人都趕黃世仁出門)
　　黃:（沖穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi!Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep?
　　穆:No!Go out!(全部下)