遲到的理由 the reason of being late
Teacher：Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
　　老師：約翰尼,為什么你每天早晨都遲到?
　　Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
　　約翰尼：每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過(guò)學(xué)校附近的拐角處,就見路牌上寫著“學(xué)校——緩行”.
孩子的復(fù)數(shù)竟然是個(gè)雙胞胎
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
老師：湯姆,“男人”這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?
　　Tom:Men.
　　湯姆：“男人們”.
　　Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
　　老師：答得好.那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?
　　Tom:Twins.
　　湯姆：雙胞胎.
Our Tails 我們的尾巴
　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"
　　"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady."We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
　　教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí),他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴,那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
　　“我來(lái)試試看,”一位老太太說(shuō).
　　“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧.”
Longest and Shortest 最長(zhǎng)和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最長(zhǎng)和最短
老師問(wèn)他的一個(gè)學(xué)生：“什么最長(zhǎng)什么最短?”
學(xué)生立刻回答：“一堂課的最后幾分鐘最長(zhǎng),一場(chǎng)考試的最后幾分鐘最短.
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