Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過(guò)學(xué)校的拐角處,僦看見(jiàn)一個(gè)牌子仩寫著"學(xué)校----慢行".
.A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65,never move to a retirement community.Everybody else is in their 70s,80s,or 90s.So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,'Get the kid.'
這里想對(duì)將要退休者提一點(diǎn)忠告.如果你只有65歲的話,千萬(wàn)別進(jìn)退休社區(qū).因?yàn)槟抢锶巳硕计甙耸畾q或者八九十歲了.每當(dāng)要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時(shí),他們就叫喊,“讓小的干吧.”
2.Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?
Freddie:I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother:That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?
Freddie:Me and Jackie Smith.
媽媽：弗雷迪,你的臉為什么那么紅?
弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑,為的是阻止一次打架?
媽媽：你做的對(duì),誰(shuí)和誰(shuí)在打架.
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯.