allybaby
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest.One of them suddenly fell down by accident.He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing.The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.The operator said calmly:"First,you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵,其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒,兩眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話.接線員沉著地說(shuō)：“第一步,要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡.”于是,接線員在電話里聽(tīng)到一聲槍響,然后聽(tīng)到那獵人接著問(wèn)：“第二步怎辦?”
He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了.他受了傷.
湯姆：真糟糕,怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲,看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn),他贏了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里.他媽媽問(wèn),“發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡說(shuō).
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn).
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他,”伊凡說(shuō).“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢.”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián).
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆,”他回答說(shuō).“你真是個(gè)好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō).“再給你兩分錢(qián).可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的.”
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父親與小兒子一道回家.這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問(wèn)題.他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說(shuō),“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察.如果我把他們看成了四個(gè),那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子說(shuō),“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled,put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother,sonny.Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap,sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí),家里沒(méi)有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意.這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子.過(guò)了一會(huì)兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里.客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好.你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生.”那小男孩說(shuō).