A Cheap Meal一頓便宜的飯
A man went into a restaurant andsat down at one of the table.A waiter went up to him and gave him the menu.一個(gè)男人走進(jìn)了一家飯館,坐在了其中一個(gè)桌子前,服務(wù)員走上前給他看菜單.
The man read it careflly,then ordered alllthe most expensive dishes.The waiter served themeal and the man ate it with great enjoyment.這位男士看得很仔細(xì)(carefully打錯(cuò)了),然后按順序看了所有最貴的菜.服務(wù)員為他提供了這些菜,這個(gè)男人吃得很香.
Then a small boycame into the restaurant and sat the man's table.然后一個(gè)小男孩走進(jìn)飯館坐在了這個(gè)男人的桌前.
The waiter came up and said to the man,"What would your little boy like,sir?" 這位服務(wù)員走過來對男人說:"你的小孩喜歡什么呢,先生?"
"Oh,just an ice-ccream."the man told him .then he stoodup and said to the waiter,"I'm just going out to buy a newspaper."噢,一個(gè)冰淇淋."男人告訴他,然后他站起來對服務(wù)員說:"我要出去買一份報(bào)紙."
He left the restaurant.The waiter gave the boy an ice-ccream.The boy ate it,and then stood up and walked to the door.他離開了飯館.服務(wù)員給了小男孩一個(gè)冰淇淋,這個(gè)男孩吃了它,然后站起來向門口走.
The waiter ran towards him.服務(wù)員趕上了他.
"Excuse me"he said,"But your father hasn't come back wath me." "對不起,"他說,"你的爸爸還沒有回來給我買單."
"Oh,yes,it does."the waiter said."You'll stay here until your father comes bank and pays his bill." "噢,是的."服務(wù)員說:"你要在這等你爸爸,直到他去銀行付完錢為止."
"He's not my father."the boy said."I don't know who he is." "他不是我的爸爸."男孩說,"我不知道他是誰."
The waiter did not understand."What do you mean?"he asked.服務(wù)員不明白,"他問.
"The man came up to me in the steet."the boy said."He asked meif I liked ice-cream.I told him I did.Then he told me to come into the restaurant at 2 o'clock and sit down at his table.He said he'd give me some." "這個(gè)男人在街上找到我,"男孩說,"他問我喜不喜歡冰淇淋,我說我喜歡,然后他告訴我2點(diǎn)來這個(gè)飯館,坐在他的桌前,他說他會(huì)給我一些."
偷傘的人
一天,杰克的妻子正在清掃壁櫥.
“看這些雨傘,”杰克的妻子對他說,“這里有八把傘而且都?jí)牧?”
“我會(huì)把它們帶到雨傘店去修,”杰克說,“他們還那么新,丟掉多可惜.”
杰克把八把傘帶到雨傘店里然后把它們留在那里.“它們明天就能修好,”店員說.
晚上他像往常一樣坐公共汽車從辦公室回家.他坐在一個(gè)老女人旁邊.她的旁邊有一把傘.
當(dāng)公共汽車到站時(shí),他撿起她的傘然后站了起來.
“哎!”那個(gè)女人說.“那是我的傘.”
“實(shí)在對不起,”杰克說,把雨傘遞給她.“我沒有多想.請?jiān)徫?”
第二天他從雨傘店取回雨傘然后坐上了車.
當(dāng)他坐下時(shí),一個(gè)聲音從他身后響起：“你今天很成功啊!”
他轉(zhuǎn)過身看到了那個(gè)昨天拿傘的那個(gè)女人.
我不清楚《妙語連珠》是什么東東,這是我網(wǎng)上搜索到的.希望有用.