Look in the pocket
A man walks into a bar,orders a drink,gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.He gulps that one down,looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,"Everytime you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What`s in your pocket?' The man replies,"Oh~I have a picture of my wife in there.I drink until she looks good,then I go home."