很不錯(cuò)!
1. Today is September the nineteenth（注意寫法）.(避免重復(fù),不再用today)It's Monday and it's a nice day. I'm very ...
2. 學(xué)校名前面不加the.
I study in CHENGDU EXPERIMENTAL FOREIGN LANGUAGES SCHOOL WEST CAMPUS, ...
3. I like dogs,（中間用個(gè)and 連接）and I like to eat lollipops(lollipop兩個(gè)ll,表喜歡用復(fù)數(shù),加s).
笑話：Nest and Hair
My sister is a teacher. One day, a boy comes and tells her, there is a bird making a nest in the tree.
"Where is the bird?" my sister asks.
"I can't see the bird. I only see the nest." the boy answers.
"Then can you tell us about the nest?" my sister says.
"Well, it looks like your hair. "
建議下次duty report表演,笑話有可能同學(xué)們聽不懂.