1A:How do you spell “pig".你怎么拼寫pig
B:P-I-G.P-I-G.
A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G?
B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'
A:U.
B:I.I (字母I,也有“我”的意思)
A:Yes,you!pig.是呀,我是說“你”嘛,豬!
2一美國老外幫助了一個(gè)小朋友后：
小朋友說：Thank you .
老外：Thank you ,too.
小朋友; Thank you three.
老外：What are you thanking for
小朋友：Thank you five .
老外當(dāng)場暈倒!
3Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.“昨天給你的錢干什么了?” “我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆,”他回答說.“你真是個(gè)好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的.”
一、A：Psst!
B:What?
A:What's this in English?
B:It's a watch.
A:How do you spell that?
B:T-H-A-T!
二、A:Do you like broccoli(菠菜）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like carrots?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like ice cream?
B:Yes,I do.
A:Great!This is broccoli ice cream.
三、(Today is December 3rd.)
Friends:Supprise(驚喜）!Happy birthday!
Girl:Oh,dear(親愛的）Thank you so much!
Friends:Are you having a fun birthday?
Girl:Well,no.
Friends:Why?
Girl:Beacuse today isn't my birthday!
四、A:Do you like action movies（動作片）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like comedies（喜劇）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Do you like thrillers（恐怖片）?
B:No,I don't.
A:Well,what kind of movies do you like（那,你喜歡是類型的電影）?
B:I don't like movies!你不是小學(xué)水平嗎？