The Mean Man's Party
吝嗇鬼的聚會
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
2:
老師在黑板上寫了一句：Time is money.并讓同學(xué)們翻譯.有名學(xué)生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗.”
小明上英文課時跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?
老師說：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下來.過了一會兒,小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?
老師說：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下來.他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎么不去?
小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊!
3:
hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend?
-oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at.
everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her.
"are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly.
"yes,"she whispered.
4:
how are you ?怎么是你?
how old are you ?怎么老是你?