A:Would you mind doing me a favor?
B&C:What`s up?
A:Ummm...In Fact,I have 2 friends who can`t stop asking strangers strange questions.Would you mind helping me get them home?
B&C:OK!We`re always ready to help a beauty.(換個(gè)地方開始新對(duì)話)
D(THE FRIEND)(瘋癲狀):Sir,would you mind drinking this bottle of ink?
E(汗...):Are you OK?
D:I`m fine,but the ink wants to be drunk.Would you mind...(還沒(méi)說(shuō)完被打斷)
F:Sorry,but the ink doesn`t want to be drunk at all,it wants to be poured onto someone`s head!（說(shuō)完將墨水倒在E的腦袋上）
E:Oh my gosh!(A&B&C見狀趕忙奔來(lái))
A(To D&F):Please!Would you mind being a little polite?!
D:Well,it`s not my fault.Would you mind blaming him instead of me?!
B&C(To D&F):Anyway,would you mind if we can get you two home?
D&F:Of course,we`ll never turn down handsome boys.(B&C架著D&F和A一起離開現(xiàn)場(chǎng))
E:Would someone mind giving me a piece of handkerchief?(完事兒)