Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
　　Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
　　Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
　　我的狗不識字
　　布朗夫人：哦,
　　親愛的,我把珍愛的小狗給丟了!
　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
　　布朗夫人：沒有用的,我的小狗不認識字.”
　　Good Boy
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with
　　the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents
　　more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
　　“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
　　“我給了一個可憐的老太婆,”他回答說.
　　“你真是個好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對那位老
　　太太那么感興趣呢?”
　　“她是個賣糖果的.”
　　The Perfect Son.
　　A:I have the perfect son.
　　B:Does he smoke?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:Does he drink whiskey?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:Does he ever come home late?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
　　A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.
　　完美兒子
　　A:我有一個很完美的兒子.
　　B:他抽煙嗎?
　　A:不抽.
　　B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
　　A:不喝.
　　B:他會不會很晚回家?
　　B:我想你確實有一個完美兒子.那他多大了?
　　A:下個星期三就滿6個月了.