非翻譯機(jī),這是一個笑話,不過適合笑點(diǎn)低的人……希望對LZ有幫助
John was lazy.He didn't want to work.He prefered to stay at home and watch television.One day,John's wife went to the supermarket.She saw a "help wanted" sign in the supermarket window.The supermarket needed someone to put things on the shelves.She spoke to the manager.She told him that her husband didn't have a job but he was very strong.She told him that John would come to talk to him about the job.
John是個一個懶漢,他不喜歡工作,而是喜歡呆在家里看電視.一天,John的妻子在超市窗上看到了一個“招聘幫手”的招貼,這家超市需要有人做往架子上擺放東西的工作.John的妻子見了經(jīng)理,告訴他她的戰(zhàn)斧沒有工作,但是人非常強(qiáng)壯,她會讓丈夫來和經(jīng)理面談工作的事宜.
When she got home,she told her husband about the job.John was watching television while she was talking to him.His wife was angry.She turned off the television.She ordered him to go to the supermarket to apply for the job.John didn't want his wife to be angry,so he went.
妻子到家以后就告訴丈夫關(guān)于工作的事.John當(dāng)時邊聽妻子訴說邊看電視.妻子對他的舉動非常惱怒,關(guān)掉了電視并讓John去申請這份工作.John不希望妻子生氣,于是便去了.
On the way to the supermarket John thought what would happen if the manager offered him a job.He wouldn't be able to stay at home and watch television.He would have to come to the supermarket every day and put things on the shelves.
在路上,John想如果超市經(jīng)理雇用了他,他將無法再呆在家里看電視,而是要每天到超市上班,一遍又一遍將東西放上架子.
Then he had an idea.He decided to tell the manager that he had a sore shoulder so that he could not raise his arm above his head.He was sure the manager wouldn't give him the job.
突然間他有了一個主意,他決定告訴經(jīng)理他的肩膀有上而不能將手舉過頭頂.他確信這樣子經(jīng)理就不會雇用他.
When he arrived at the supermarket,he told the manager that he needed a job.
他來到超市,并告訴經(jīng)理他需要一份工作.
"Are you strong?"the manager asked.
“你體格夠強(qiáng)壯么”經(jīng)理問.
John explained that he couldn't raise his arm above his head.John told him that he had an accident to home while digging in the garden.
John解釋說他現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)不能將手高舉過頭頂,因?yàn)樗?jīng)在花園里挖洞的時候出過事故.
"How hign can you raise your arm?"the manager asked.
“你的手(現(xiàn)在)能舉多高”經(jīng)理問.
John lifted his arm a little."Only this high," he said.
John稍微舉起了他的手臂.“只有這么高,” 他說
"And how high could you raise it before the accident?"asked the manager.
"那么,在出事以前你能舉多高?"經(jīng)理問.
"This high," said John.And he lifted his arm above his head.
"這么高",John說,然后他把手舉過頭頂.