The Perfect Son.
　　A:I have the perfect son.
　　B:Does he smoke?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:Does he drink whiskey?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:Does he ever come home late?
　　A:No,he doesn't.
　　B:I guess you really do have the perfect son.How old is he?
　　A:He will be six months old next Wednesday.
　　完美兒子
　　A:我有一個(gè)很完美的兒子.
　　B:他抽煙嗎?
　　A:不抽.
　　B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
　　A:不喝.
　　B:他會(huì)不會(huì)很晚回家?
　　B:我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美兒子.那他多大了?
　　A:下個(gè)星期三就滿6個(gè)月了.
　　Good Boy
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢.
　　“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”
　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆,”他回答說.“你真是個(gè)好孩子,”媽媽驕傲地說.“再給你兩分錢.可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
　　“她是個(gè)賣糖果的.”