intellectual deficiency
Bob:Doctor,how to tell a guy has intellectual deficiency who seems normal?
Doctor:It's very easy.You can ask him a question.He must be have intellectual deficiency if he can't answer.
Bob:what's the question?
Doctor:Captain Hook had travled world 3 times and he died in one time,which time?
Bob:Excuse me?Do you have another questions?I have to admit that I don't familar with the history
Asking for help
One day a police station get a call from a very nerves girl.
"Sir!Help!Help!"
"Miss,please calm down,what's wrong?"
"There is a cat coming in my room
"oh,I think it's not a big deal for a cat's coming"
"No,no this cat is very dengerous,the cat is dengerous"
"Miss,the cat is really not dengerous"
"Sir,are you police station?Please come to help me after I called you if you are a police.The cat is here now.It's dengerous"
"Miss,Who heil are you?"
"I'm a parrot,I'm a parrot"
the hedgehogs on the road
two hedgehog came to the road and they want to cross the road on the zebra crossing
one of the hedgehog said:"Don't do this!"
another one asked:"Why not?"
first one said:"You will know after you see the accedent that happened to the zebra"
the polar bear family
A little polar bear asked his mom a question
little polar bear:"Mom,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
Momy:"Yes you are,my boy."
and the little polar bear went to ask his dady
little polar bear:"Dady,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
Dady:"Yes you are,boy"
Latter the little polar bear went to ask his grandpa.
little polar bear:"Grandpa,are you sure I am a polar bear?not a cola or a brown bear"
grandpa:"Yes you are,boy,why you ask like this?"
little polar bear:"because I feel cold"