The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?"
吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請一次客了.他在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之后,再用你的腳把門推開.”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.
Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return,I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house,I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said,"Mom's here?"
哪一位女人?
一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物,回來后發(fā)現(xiàn)車身沾滿灰塵,于是擦洗了一陣.當(dāng)我終于走進(jìn)屋里時大聲喊：“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃.”
我丈夫抬頭看了看,說：“媽媽來了?”