Whose Fault
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?
Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.
(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...
(Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.
Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)
Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)
Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon.
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...
Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)
Mr. Green: Wow! . That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
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Scene III
(Taiwan House)
(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)
Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.
Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...
Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...
(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)
Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.
(Both of them are still quarrelling .)
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場(chǎng)景一
（綠色花園街）
（在繁忙時(shí)間,擁擠的街道時(shí),格林先生是開車過去的紅燈,突然一輛汽車發(fā)生意外...兩個(gè)人走出他們的汽車憤怒...）
藍(lán)小姐：噢!這是你,格林先生...你知道如何駕駛您的車嗎?
格林先生：你看,我是馬路對(duì)面駕駛!哇!有一個(gè)我心愛的奔馳凹痕.
藍(lán)小姐：我的寶馬也得到了一個(gè)凹痕,你應(yīng)該賠償我.
（雖然他們爭(zhēng)吵,后來(lái),警察來(lái).）
警察：什么事?
格林先生：她撞到我的車!
藍(lán)小姐：不!這是他自己開車過去的紅燈...
（再次爭(zhēng)吵...）
警察：任何一個(gè)受到損害?
格林先生：我感到頭痛,腳酸痛,疼痛非常.
藍(lán)小姐：我也很痛.
（他們都痛苦地悼念...）
警察：那我就打電話叫救護(hù)車（OEOE ...).
（藍(lán)天醫(yī)院緊急）
（救護(hù)車送他們到醫(yī)院）
護(hù)士：是誰(shuí)受傷?
（他們說(shuō)這是雙方在同一時(shí)間自己...）
護(hù)士：你叫什么名字,先生?
格林先生：叫我民進(jìn)黨綠色.
護(hù)士：（不愉快的表情）哦!轉(zhuǎn)到角落,坐在那里.
格林先生：但是... （護(hù)士中斷）
護(hù)士：去吧!不要說(shuō)任何話.你叫什么名字,小姐?
藍(lán)小姐：我的名字是國(guó)民黨的藍(lán)色.
護(hù)士：（溫柔微笑）哦,小姐這邊請(qǐng).請(qǐng)問你能告訴我你的感覺如何?
藍(lán)小姐：噢!我很痛...
護(hù)士：好!我會(huì)幫你停止的痛苦第一次,然后醫(yī)生會(huì)在治療一段時(shí)間你.
（格林先生過來(lái)要求治療,但拒絕）
格林先生：護(hù)士,我覺得...一..
護(hù)士：等待在那里,你沒有聽到我嗎?
（格林先生追溯到無(wú)奈,醫(yī)生在這個(gè)時(shí)候來(lái)了...）
護(hù)士：年輕的小姐叫國(guó)民黨藍(lán)...國(guó)民黨藍(lán).
醫(yī)生：好吧!喔...你好嗎,小姐?
藍(lán)小姐：我有一車禍,我很痛...
醫(yī)生：（檢查）它是確定...不要擔(dān)心.我會(huì)給你一些藥.你會(huì)很快好起來(lái).
藍(lán)小姐：謝謝你,醫(yī)生..
（吳藍(lán)葉.）
醫(yī)生：下一個(gè). （來(lái)自格林先生在讀博士和他的醫(yī)療記錄）,你被稱為民進(jìn)黨綠色!
格林先生：是啊!任何與該問題?
醫(yī)生：嗯...（考慮）民進(jìn)黨綠色（提高了聲音）?有什么問題嗎?
格林先生：我都很酸痛,頭痛,牙痛及足部疼痛（醫(yī)生他不耐煩地打斷）...
醫(yī)生：一..一..我明白了,林小姐 - 給格林先生打針...
格林先生：什么?打針?
（護(hù)士拿出注射器）
護(hù)士：你想去哪兒投放?
（格林先生是害怕和顫抖...）
格林先生：嗯,醫(yī)生... ...我不痛了,一..我不想離開.
護(hù)士：等待!不要去...
（護(hù)士拉格林先生和他的部隊(duì)進(jìn)入注射室）
格林先生：哇! .這傷害了!
（藍(lán)小姐出去了急診室,但格林先生在可怕的痛苦離去.）
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場(chǎng)景三
（臺(tái)灣府）
（他們都回家,然后打開門,進(jìn)了屋子走在同一時(shí)間...）
女兒：爸爸媽媽... ...發(fā)生了什么事你們倆?爸爸,你臉色蒼白.媽媽,你看起來(lái)可怕,太.
格林先生：我不會(huì)這樣,如果不是你們的母親...
藍(lán)小姐：什么!這是你父親的過錯(cuò),他指責(zé)我厚顏無(wú)恥的...
（女兒是寒冷,聳聳肩,然后看電視）
女兒：哦!我明白.即使總統(tǒng)選舉以來(lái),就沒有我們家的和平.
（他們兩人都還爭(zhēng)吵.)