“I had another bad dream,” she told her fiancé.“It was about you again.You and your ex-girlfriend were kissing.I yelled at you to stop it.You looked right at me,and then you laughed at me!She laughed,too.Then you both went back to kissing.I tried not to watch,but when I covered my eyes,something pulled my hands away.I tried to leave,but my feet were glued to the ground.Finally,I woke up.Of course,it was very difficult to get back to sleep.
英語小幽默
Drunk
One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父親與小兒子一道回家.這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題.他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察.如果我把他們看成了四個,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!”