Christmas:The time when everyone gets Santamental.
圣誕節(jié):每人得到Santamental的時(shí)間.
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
男人的3舞臺(tái):他信仰圣誕老人 .他不信仰圣誕老人.他是圣誕老人.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
It's true.Comet cleans sinks!
你聽說一個(gè)圣的馴鹿現(xiàn)在為Proctor和Gambel工作嗎?它的真 .彗星清潔洗滌池!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!
在墨西哥中綿羊怎樣說祝你圣誕快樂?欺騙Navidad!
How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...
情況怎樣你將解雇圣?解雇他
If athletes get athletes foot,what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!
如果運(yùn)動(dòng)員到達(dá),運(yùn)動(dòng)員步行宇航員得到什么嗎?Missle腳趾!
If Santa Claus and Mrs.Claus had a child,what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.
如果圣誕老人和克勞斯女士有一孩子,什么希望他是打電話嗎?一個(gè)地位低克勞斯.
If Santa rode a motorcycle,what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.
條件圣騎一摩托車,什么樣的種類希望它是嗎?一霍莉Davidson.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!
嚴(yán)寒說向什么嚴(yán)寒雪人嗎?有一冰白天 !
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!
天使對(duì)另一天使說的個(gè)什么?暈?zāi)抢?!
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!
圣誕樹對(duì)另一圣誕樹說的棵什么?我確實(shí)嘗試?yán)渖寄?
What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.
當(dāng)他的玩具行為不端的時(shí)候,圣說什么 玩具將是玩具.
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone,sack time!
圣大聲叫他的圣誕夜夏娃玩具什么?表示同意的每人,睡眠時(shí)間!
What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.
葡萄對(duì)葡萄干說什么?鐵樹季節(jié)向是果凍.
What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.
外國(guó)人說什么時(shí)候他們?cè)诒睒O波蘭人身上著陸什么?把我?guī)У侥愕陌l(fā)熱器.
What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
在圣誕節(jié)鼠標(biāo)生氣把寄給彼此什么?越過鼠標(biāo)卡.
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
elves了解在朝派學(xué)校什么 小精靈-教唆!
What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.
elves戴上他們的糖果手杖什么嗎?他們的舌頭.