A Customer A(Tom)
B Customer B(Jack)
C Waiter
D Manager
E Narrator
E:Today,two friends go to a resturant for dinner and then have an interesting experience there.Let's see what happen to them.
A:Hey,Jack,I think there must be something wrong with my mouth?
B:What's up,Tom?
A:I can feel a mouse swimming in my mouth.
B(驚訝):HA!I must call 120 because I think you must have caught a high fever.
A:Don't do that,I'm serious.(將手伸進嘴做出把老鼠抓出來的樣子)OK,OK,I've caught it...(作出把老鼠從嘴里拿出來的樣子)
E(所有臺上的人都靜止不動,旁白走上來,拿起老鼠):This mouse weighs 20 kilograms.
B(完全驚呆了):Oh,my god!What a huge mouse it!Aha,I see,you want to make me happy,so you eat such a huge mouse and then fetch it out.is!But,Tom,there is one thing I don't understand,how could you do that?
A(很無奈)：Jaaaaaaaaaack,I'm not kidding,I'm serious,I swear.
B(很認真):No,no,no,stop joking,just tell me how could you do that?
A(有些惱火):I've told you I am serious(serious這個詞念得慢一點)
B(也有些惱火):But I'm serious,too.
C:What's up,gentlemen?
A:What's up?(反問)How can you put a 20 kilogram mouse into my dish?Yes,I admit that I have ordered a dish named as vegetarians' Mouse(素鼠,根據(jù)素雞vegetarians' chicken來的),however,I have never thought that you dare to give me a real one!(抓起老鼠塞到服務員的嘴里)
C(直翻白眼,含著老鼠說):Help!Help!
（這時b走來把老鼠從c的嘴里拿了出來)
B:Holy God!This is a real mouse,that's to say,I must have woken up the wrong passenger.I'm sorry,Tom,I was not intended to do that.
A:Give thanks to God.You finally realized what has happened.Now,let's call on the manager and look how he explain this.
B:Ok,let's go.
D(心神不寧地走了過來,口中念念有詞):Where are you?Where are you?Tom,Where are you?
B:Ha,Talk of the devil and he will appear.(說曹操曹操就到) We are looking for you,too,my friend.
D(對b說):Who are you?Why do you look for me?
A（對b說）:Look,Tom,he's pretending to know nothing.
D(對b說)：What?Where's my Tom?
(A和B面面相覷)
E:It turns out that(原來) Tom is the name of the manager's mouse which was eaten by Tom.
A:Stop posing and explain how could a 20-kilogram mouse appeared in my dish?
D:You mean that very fat mouse with a lovely baby face?
A:Lovely?It must be the ugliest and the most unsavory mouse in the world.
D:What have you done to him?
A:I ate it and then spit it out.
C(拿著老鼠走上來):I can prove that and they stuck it into my mouth.
D(一把搶過老鼠,捧著老鼠的尸體,悲痛欲絕):OHHHHHH,my poor Tom,how can you leave me that heartless?
D(對著a和b說)：How can you do that?I spent 200000 dollars to buy it and another 5000 dollars on his clothes and makeups,how,how can you eat it?You two must pay for that!
B:We didn't intend to do that and I am sorry.(拉著a趕緊就跑了)
完
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