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The First Day as a Taxi Driver
　　A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed,lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus,went up on the footpath,and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
　　乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機(jī)的肩膀,想問個(gè)問題.司機(jī)大叫起來,車也失去了控制,幾乎撞上一輛公車,還上了便道,在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來.
　　The driver said,Look mate,don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of me!The passenger apologized and said,I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.The driver replied,Sorry,it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
　　司機(jī)說,伙計(jì),別再這么干了.你把我嚇破膽了!乘客抱歉地說,我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣.司機(jī)說,對(duì)不起,也不全是你的錯(cuò).今天是我第一天開出租.以前25年里我一直開殯葬車.
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