A farmer has five sons.They are Ted,Bob,Tom,John and Bill. John has no elder brother. He was four years older when his first younger brother was born. The number of Tom's elder brothers is equal to his younger brothers. Bill will be twenty-one years old next year, and he is five years older than Bob. Bob is two years younger than Tom. Ted was sad because he has no younger brother. There are twelve years between him and John.
一個農(nóng)民有5個兒子.他們是Ted,Bob,Tom,John 和 Bill.John沒有比他大的哥哥,他比第一個出生的比他小的那個弟弟大4歲,Tom哥哥的數(shù)量和他的弟弟的數(shù)量是一樣的（就是他是老三）Bill 明年就21歲了,他比Bob大5歲,比Tom小2歲,Ted因為沒有弟弟而難過 Ted 和John之間差了12歲
I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四個好朋友在醫(yī)院里碰面了,他們的妻子正在生產(chǎn).護士過來對第一個男人說:"恭喜,你得了雙胞胎."男人說:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼蘇達雙子隊的經(jīng)理."過了一會兒,護士過來對第二個男人說:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜歡:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,護士跑來對第三個男人說: "恭喜,你得了2對雙胞胎."男人很開心地說:"真令人啼笑皆非,我為四季賓館工作."他們?nèi)齻€都很高興,但第四個伙伴急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻,咒罵上帝并用頭撞墻.他們問他有什么不對勁,他回答道:"什么不對勁?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里,一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前,她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單.女士向法官解釋,她是一名學(xué)校老師,請求法官馬上處理她的案子,以便可以趕回去上課.法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠,說道：“你是學(xué)校的老師,對嗎?女士,我馬上要實現(xiàn)我畢生的愿望了.在那張桌子旁坐下,寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍.”
Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步,突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽.
母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪,汪,汪”,貓聽了非常害怕,拼命跑走了.
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：“現(xiàn)在你知道外語的重要性了吧.”
It is half past five,School is over.Vicky comes back.His mother is not at home and the door is closed.His brother Jim likes sports.He is playing football in the school.His sister Becky likes music and she is singing with her friends.
Mrs Hyde comes back with a basket on her arm.Vicky sees his mother and runs to help her carry it.They come in and the girl finds there are three cakes in a bag. They are her favorite food and she wants to eat them.
"The other two are for Jim and Becky,"says his mother. "You can have one." "But I am hungry now,Mum."says the girl,"May I have two?" "Yes,you can ."Says the mother,"Go and cut yours in half."
現(xiàn)在是5:30,放學(xué)了.Vicky回來了.他的媽媽不在家而且門是關(guān)著的.他的哥哥Jim喜歡做運動.他正在學(xué)校踢足球.他的姐姐Becky喜歡音樂,她正在和她的朋友一起唱歌.
Hyde太太回來時拿著一個籃子.Vicky看見了他的媽媽然后跑過去幫她拿籃子.他們進來,這個女孩發(fā)現(xiàn)包里有3個蛋糕.這是她最喜歡的食物,她想吃.
"另外兩個是給Jim和Becky的."她媽媽說."你可以吃一個.""但是我現(xiàn)在餓了媽媽."這個女孩說."我能吃兩個么?""是的你可以."媽媽說."去把你的切成兩半."
A Supermarket
Near our school there is a supermarket. There are a lot of things in it. You can buy school things, like exercise books, rulers, pens, color pencils, erasers, maps and so on. You can buy drinks, vegetables, fruits, and other kinds of food. Some of them are cheap while some are expensive. On the second floor is the clothing section and there you can find different kinds of clothes.
The supermarket is open twelve hours a day : from 9:00 a. m. to 9:00 p.m. The workers in the supermarket are very friendly and they can help you find what you want.
On Saturdays and Sundays, the market is full of people.
一家超市
我們學(xué)校附近有一家超市.里面有好多東西.你可以買到學(xué)習(xí)用品,比如練習(xí)本、尺子、鋼筆、彩色鉛筆、橡皮和地圖等等.你可以買飲料、蔬菜、水果和各種食品.有一些商品很便宜,而有一些卻很貴.超市的二樓是服裝區(qū).在那兒,你可以見到各種各樣的服裝.
這家超市每天營業(yè)12小時,從上午9：00到晚上9：00.里面的工作人員狠熱情,他們可以幫助你找到你要買的東西.
每到星期六和星期天,這里就擠滿了顧客.
My childhood was happy with my mother's love. In my young heart, my mother was strong and healthy, and never got sick. She took me to the kindergarten and home every day, in spite of rain and wind.
But one day, after we got home from the kindergarten, my mother went into the bedroom and stayed in bed. I didn't know what had happened. I sat beside her and wanted to cry. My mother said to me, "It doesn't matter, mum has only a stomachache. I will be all right after a while." Although mother said so, I found tears in her eyes because of pain. At that time I knew adults also got ill and cried. I decided I would take care of my mother from then on.
在媽媽的呵護下,我的童年是快樂的.在我幼小的心靈中,媽媽強壯健康,永遠(yuǎn)不會生病.無論是下雨還是刮風(fēng),她每天帶我在幼兒園和家之間穿梭.
但是有一天,我們從幼兒園回來后,媽媽進屋就躺在了床上.我禾知道發(fā)生什么了,坐在她旁邊想哭.媽媽對我說：“沒關(guān)系,媽媽只是胃疼,一會就會好.”雖然媽媽這么說,但我發(fā)現(xiàn)了她疼得眼中含著眼淚.那個時候我才知道大人也會生病,也會哭的.從那時起我決定要照顧媽媽.
Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly."
翅 膀
一天,我工作的炸雞店在關(guān)門前出現(xiàn)了一陣搶購狂潮,結(jié)果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了.當(dāng)我正準(zhǔn)備鎖門時,一名喝醉了的旅客進來要進餐.我問他翅膀行不行,他從柜臺上靠過身子來,回答道：“女士,我到這兒來是吃東西的,不是要飛!”
Juanita: Hello! My name's Juanita Read.
What's your name?
Song Yang: I am Song Yang.
Juanita: Nice to meet you!
Song Yang: Nice to meet you, too! Where are you from?
Juanita: I'am from Oxford in England.
What about you?
Song Yang: Oh, I come from Xi'an in Shanxi.
Can you speak Chinese?
Juanita: I understand Chinese a little, but I don't speak it very well.
Song Yang: Oh, I understand English a little, but I don't speak it very well!
Juanita: Then let's speak Chinglish!
Song Yang: Or Englese!
娟妮塔：你好!我叫娟妮塔.里德,你叫什么名字?
楊松：我叫楊松
娟妮塔：很高興見到你
楊松：我也很高興見到你.你從哪兒來?
娟妮塔：我來自英國牛津,你呢?
楊松：我來自陜西的西安,你會說中文嗎?
娟妮塔：我懂一點中文,但我說得不是很好.
楊松：哦,我懂一點英語,但我說得也不太好.
娟妮塔：那我們來說中式英語吧~
楊松：或者是英式中文!
Lan and Fred
Lan and Fred were boys. They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their school. Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class, and their teacher was very angry. He said to both of them, “Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand times.” After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their names.
Then Fred began crying.
The teacher looked at him and said,” Why are you crying, Fred?”
“Because his name’s Lan May, and mine’s Frederick Hollingsworth,” Fred said.
易恩和富雷得
易恩和富雷得都是男孩,他們都十二歲了.他們在學(xué)校里是同班同學(xué).上周五下午他們在學(xué)校里打了一架.為此老師很生氣.老師對他們說：“下午下課后留在著把你們的名字寫一千遍.”
最后一節(jié)課下課,所有的學(xué)生都回家了.只有易恩和富雷得被他們的老師留在教師里抄寫他們的名字.
接著富雷得哭了起來.
老師看了看他問：“富雷得,你為什么要哭呢?”
“因為他的名字是Lan May, 而我的名字確是Frederick Hollingsworth,”富雷得回答道.
Fox and cock
One morning a fox sees a cock. He think,“This is my breakfast.”
He comes up to the cock and says, “I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?” The cock is glad. He closes his eyes and begins to sing. The fox sees that and caches him in his mouth and carries him away.
The people in the field see the fox. They cry, “Look, look! The fox is carrying the cock away.” The cock says to the fox, “Mr. Fox, do you understand? The people say you are carrying their cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs.”
The fox opens his mouth and says, “The cock is mine, not yours.” Just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree.
狐貍和公雞
一天早上,一只狐貍看到了一只公雞.他想：這是我的早餐.
他朝公雞走來,對他說：“我知道,你能唱得非常好聽,你能唱給我聽么?”公雞很高興.他閉上眼睛開始唱歌.狐貍看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了.
在田地里的人們看到了狐貍.大喊大叫：“看,看!狐貍抓住公雞逃走了.”公雞對狐貍說：“狐貍先生,你能理解么?人們認(rèn)為你叼走了公雞.告訴他們這是你的,不是他們的.”
狐貍張開她的嘴說：“公雞是我的,不是你們的.”就在那時,.公雞跑到了樹底下.